What's for breakfast?

EAT MY ‘DICT. The apostrophe is doing a lot of work here. Makes it school-assembly-passable — if you're a SlyGuy. The illustration next to it supports plausible deniability. White embroidery on black, clean execution. Wear it to the play. See what happens.

— 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and comfortable feel
— Structured five-panel, high-profile shape for bold silhouette
— Green undervisor for a pop of contrasting detail
— Sewn eyelets for discreet breathability
— Adjustable snapback fits head circumferences 55–60 cm