SlyGuy

Bad Decisions,

Great Hats.

Premium hats.
Subtle humor. Guaranteed awkward conversations.

Shop DROP 001
Come on and take a free ride...

Come on and take a free ride...

Come on and take a free ride...
$49.99 USD
Founders price  $49.99 USD Regular price  $59.99 USD
Hot or not?

Hot or not?

Hot or not?
$49.99 USD
Founders price  $49.99 USD Regular price  $59.99 USD
We're not all pros

We're not all pros

We're not all pros
$49.99 USD
Founders price  $49.99 USD Regular price  $59.99 USD
What's for breakfast?

What's for breakfast?

What's for breakfast?
$49.99 USD
Founders price  $49.99 USD Regular price  $59.99 USD
Not Just an Insult

Not Just an Insult

Not Just an Insult
$49.99 USD
Founders price  $49.99 USD Regular price  $59.99 USD

The joke is subtle. The hat is premium. The conversation is guaranteed.

Not everyone will get it.

That's exactly the point. Designed for the dad at his kid's soccer game who still thinks he's funny — and the college student who wants a hat that says something without explaining itself.

Read our story in "About" above.