Not Just an Insult

The hat means you've actually done it. And mothers are people, too. Three words. Maximum impact. Ditching the vowels makes you work for it, though not too much — which is half the fun. Like all SlyGuy hats, it lets you walk by unnoticed — except by the chosen few.

— 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and comfortable feel
— Structured five-panel, high-profile shape for bold silhouette
— Green undervisor for a pop of contrasting detail
— Sewn eyelets for discreet breathability
— Adjustable snapback fits head circumferences 55–60 cm