{"product_id":"your-hat-sucks","title":"Your Hat Sucks – SlyGuy Snapback Hat, White, One Size","description":"\u003cp\u003eHard truths are the best truths.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one tells everyone their hat sucks. But, because we're not monsters, the fix is built in. One scan, and they're on their way to a better hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmbassador Pricing.\u003c\/strong\u003e Awkward conversations guaranteed. You deliver the bad news. We handle the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e— 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and comfortable feel\u003cbr\u003e— Structured five-panel, high-profile shape for bold silhouette\u003cbr\u003e— Green undervisor for a pop of contrasting detail\u003cbr\u003e— Sewn eyelets for discreet breathability\u003cbr\u003e— Adjustable snapback fits head circumferences 55–60 cm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":50508567773424,"sku":"26233118221581443811","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/3665\/0224\/files\/12031642944203048654_2048.jpg?v=1791304626","url":"https:\/\/slyguyapparel.com\/products\/your-hat-sucks","provider":"SlyGuy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}